Top 10 Most Ridicvlous Black Metal Song Titles

I have a conflicted view on most extreme metal genres, most especially Black Metal. On the one hand, I do really like some of it... On the other, it's a patently "ridiculous" artform! [with seemingly endless supplies of ridiculosity.]


So, here's yet another "Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal _______" list - on to the song titles. (Titles link to most relevant YouTube video found, band links mostly to MySpace - although there's some Black Metal opposition to participating in the whole internet thing.
Of course...)

10. Me(n)tal Striken Terror Action 2 - by Aborym

9. Black Elk Speaks, Chokes, And Dies - by Nahvalr

8. Carnal Malefactor - by Deathspell Omega

7. The Supreme Necrotic Audnance - by Anaal Nathrakh

6. Svartesmeden Og Lundamyrstroll (The Blacksmith and the Troll of Lundamyri) - by Windir

5. Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse - by Dimmu Borgir

4. De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas - by Mayhem

3. I Am The Black Wizards - by Emperor

2. The Cognate House Of Courtly Witches Lies West Of County Meath - by Absu [of Plano, TX]

1. Every song title from Impaled Northern Moonforest.
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If forced to pick just one... I guess it'd just barely be "Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum" from Boo!
Grim and frostbitten stuff, to be sure.